"Mr. Customer, to characterize your security as "bolt-on" would be disingenuous. I would rather say that you took security, poured it into a paint bucket and then proceeded to drizzle it over your product in the manner of a Jackson Pollock piece"
Or rather: "You've taken a ballerina of a security program, dismembered it like a serial killer, and then patched it back together using spit, baling wire, duct tape, some tesla coils, and a massive instance of ball lightning---THEN you added your product to the mix as a 'bolt on.'"
Or rather: "You've taken a ballerina of a security program, dismembered it like a serial killer, and then patched it back together using spit, baling wire, duct tape, some tesla coils, and a massive instance of ball lightning---THEN you added your product to the mix as a 'bolt on.'"
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